“Tell Me Why” by Neil Young from After The Gold Rush (1970).
MY FIRST (AND LAST) FORAY INTO THE WILD, WACKY & WANING WORLD OF OMEGLE:
2009-06-25
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: YOU’VE WON!
You: CONGRATULATIONS!
Stranger: What have I won?
You: YOU NOW HAVE A CHOICE:
You: DOOR 1
You: DOOR 2
You: DOOR 3
Stranger: Door 3!
You: BEHIND DOOR 3 IS…
You: A TIME PORTAL!
You: YOU’VE WON!
Stranger: To where?
You: CONGRATULATIONS!
You: YOU NOW HAVE A CHOICE:
You: DOOR 1
You: DOOR 2
You: DOOR 3
Stranger: Door 2!
You: BEHIND DOOR 2 IS…
You: A TIME PORTAL!
You: YOU’VE WON!
You: CONGRATULATIONS!
Stranger: Whats behind door 1!
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW THERE WERE GOING TO BE DOORS?
Stranger: Sorry sorry. continue.
You: YOU NOW HAVE A CHOICE:
You: DOOR 1
You: DOOR 2
You: DOOR 3
Stranger: DOOR 1!
You: BEHIND DOOR 1 IS…
You: DOOR 3!
You: DO YOU WANT TO OPEN IT?
Stranger: Yes!
You: IT’S A TIME PORTAL!
You: YOU’VE WON!
You: CONGRATULATIONS!
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